Saturday, August 29, 2009

Friendship poem...

(THANK YOU my dearest Lisa for this lovely poem. And my Dearest Trish, thank YOU for lending me you ear.....I love ya!)

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff...

Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that
actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces
on this card-
Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Starbucks!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something naughty
that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my butt off!!

This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.
**********************

5 comments:

  1. LOL! I stole it and had to share it!! Have a great weekend!!

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  2. Not only do I absolutely love that poem, it so describes us to a T!!! Anytime you need my ear it is here for you!! Thanks so much for yesterday afternoon and the Chinese. Take care and even though it is hard remember the BIG C word. Love Ya!!!!!!

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  3. AAGH so true of good friends, one of which is you. Thank you for your friendship!

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  4. Ah, what a hilariously awesome (and true) poem!!! Love it!

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  5. I totally agree about "digging in the dirt"! Preston agrees too, but says it's even more cleansing if you're "in your undies"......lol!

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